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Periodic Table of Elements
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: Don't even go there.
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and
may freeze at anytime. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if
mishandled.
Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. Volatile when
left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. Extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth-reducing agent known.
Caution: Unstable and highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180+/- 50 lb.
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of
shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as
easily as young samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it
gets. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for
prolonged periods of time.
Usage: None proven. Possibly a good methane source. Some specimens
are able to produce large quantities of methane on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.