The Texas Aggie and the
College Professor

Three aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the University of Texas, "What is the opposite of joy?"  "Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Harvard. "Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas A&M, "how about the opposite of woe?" The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up".